CNN.com - Teen guilty of?killing, cutting up?friend - Feb 22, 2006

What the fuck? Is this some new definition of the word "friend" that I dont know? Please help me with this concept!


Dick goes off half cocked


If you type failure into Google, you get a pretty funny link. Seems like a majority of people think George W Bush is a failure.


A picture of a White House so eager to make the case for war already begun in their hearts that they would stop at nothing. No lies, no coverups no abuse of power too great to stop them from the invasion which would consume the truth and ensnare some of the most powerful people in the administration.


WASHINGTON, Oct 25 (Reuters) 1PM EDT

President George W. Bush today nominated former FEMA Director Michael D. Brown to be a new Federal Reserve chairman, replacing retiring chairman Alan Greenspan. Chairman Alan Greenspan's 18-year tenure at the Reserve runs out on Jan. 31.

"I think it's important to bring somebody from outside the system, the Federal Reserve system, somebody that hasn't been at the bank and, therefore, there's not a lot of opinions for people to look at." said President Bush. "Brownie did a heckuva job on hurricane Katrina and whats more is that he is looking for a job at the perfect time.

Mike Brown defeated three other potential candidates regularly mentioned for the Fed chairman job: Glenn Hubbard, a past adviser to Bush; Harvard economist Martin Feldstein; and Fed governor-turned White House adviser Ben "Barney" Bernanke.




Dick Cheney is encouraged to go fuck himself in the aftermth of the botched Katrina hurricane relief effort.

War profiteer Halliburton profiting from Katrina hurricane disaster, much like the ghoulish profit from the disaster in Iraq. Bush buddy Brown gets pulled off Katrina (for total criminal ineptitude) but other Bush Buddies continue to reap the benefits of the administration's pathetic folly. IMPEACH BUSH!


Cheney's feet grow huge


Democrats are now going to get pushed around congress by the republicans.


Dick Cheney's Dick Ok, this is scary, but Dick Cheney was photographed for the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel with a gigantic Boner in his pants, a woody of epic proportions. One sentinel reader said "he has a porn career right there". Kind of scared to, but will post a picture of said tent pole in his pants if it gets posted on the web. Oh the HUMANITY!


Looks like Kerry may have won Ohio.




Kerry decides to go out with style Well, the nation has spoken, and for better or for worse, we have a president-elect. Four more years of satire on this site, I guess.


Wow top battleground states



It's November 2nd, Get out and VOTE!!!

Kerry leads in 4 Pivotal states, Bush in 2 Get out the vote people!!!!!


please please please go to the polls tomorrow. Tell all your friends. We gotta vote!


Wired News | Whistleblower Says Halliburton Contract Abuse Blatant Bunny Greenhouse (ok that is a hilarious name) says that it is blatant misconduct.


Marc Perkel Rantz: Download Fahrenheit 9/11 Here Free Download of the Michael Moore movie available here.


Following in the footsteps of the New York Times and Boing Boing, The editorial policy board of DickCheneyIsABitch have concluded their process for selecting a candidate to endorse for the Presidency of the United States. It is with great seriousness that we take this endeavor, for we in our long history have never endorsed a democrat for the office before. It is, however, our duty to recognize that despite the possibility that, yes, John Kerry could well be a bitch also, that in fact the long record documented here in this blog suggests incontrovertable evidence that George W Bush, and yes, even Dick Cheney--are bitches. Therefore we hereby endorse John Kerry for president in the 2004 elections.

Bush beats Gollum to Movie Villain of the Year award | The Register

BBC NEWS | Technology | Attack prompts Bush website block Interesting move by the Bush campaign--I wonder if there really are hackers out there trying to take down the Bush campaign web site? That's what this article suggests.

Just a one fingered victory salute (Qucktime Movie) George Bush flips off the camera for no apparent reason.

Bush planned Iraq attack all along since 1999

Bush planned Iraq attack all along since 1999

Bush planned Iraq attack all along since 1999


100 Reasons to vote against Cheney Bush. Reason number 101: Dick Cheney is a BITCH!


Freedom is on the march--looks like religious fanatics are setting the stage for a voting victory at the polls in Iraq All that US blood and treasure for what?


The 9/11 Secret in the CIA's Back Pocket

The 9/11 Secret in the CIA's Back Pocket


Bush recieves valuable endorsement from Iran


Hard Working George of course he only works hard when he's not on vacation

Number of Abortions increases under Bush: "
Third, women worry about health care for themselves and their children. Since 5.2 million more people have no health insurance now than before this presidency - with women of childbearing age overrepresented in those 5.2 million - abortion increases. "


WE WONT GET FOOOLED AGAIN!!!!!! We'll be fighting in the streets
With our children at our feet
And the morals that they worship will be gone
And the men who spurred us on
Sit in judgement of all wrong
They decide and the shotgun sings the song

I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again

The change, it had to come
We knew it all along
We were liberated from the fold, that's all
And the world looks just the same
And history ain't changed
'Cause the banners, they are flown in the next war

I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again
No, no!

I'll move myself and my family aside
If we happen to be left half alive
I'll get all my papers and smile at the sky
Though I know that the hypnotized never lie
Do ya?

There's nothing in the streets
Looks any different to me
And the slogans are replaced, by-the-bye
And the parting on the left
Are now parting on the right
And the beards have all grown longer overnight

I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again
Don't get fooled again
No, no!



Voter Registrations Possibly Trashed


Bush Can't Admit mistakes Needs To Join Nation Builder's Anonymous

Hello My name is George and I'm addicted to nation building.


I know the first of the twelve steps is to admit my errors and acknowledge that I am powerless to my addiction to invade oil rich third world countries


Im making a List of people harmed by my addiction






With your help I'm gonna make it one day at a time!



Lets ask the all knowing Jeeves - how do you spell cheney????? B I T C H apparently


What Edwards SHOULD have said during the debate. I wish I had wrote it And don't you fuckin' gimme that stroke victim smirk, Dick, or I'll come across and start shovin' aluminum tubes up your ass


Unbiased News Source DickCheneyIsABitch calls the debate in favor of John Edwards. Cheney is an Oil company loving Money laundering, Undisclosed location hiding, BIIIIIIITCH. But he was less of a bitch in the debates than George W Bush, and it was nice to see that he can assume human form for at least 90 minutes at a time.


Interesting video montage of the Republican Convention. (Quicktime Movie) Obviously biased but kind of entertaining anyway. Looking forward to seeing Darth Cheney in the debates tomorrow--should be interesting to see the When-The-President-Gets-Shot-Down-Who's-Your-Daddy face on Cheney.

Poland looking to pull troops out of Iraq--looks like we can all forget about Poland.


Dick Cheney is a Lying Bitch Mr. Cheney, who has a history of criticizing officials who disclose sensitive information, typically refuses to comment when asked about secret intelligence. Yet on this day, with a Gallup poll showing that 58 percent of Americans did not believe President Bush had done enough to explain why the United States should act against Iraq, Mr. Cheney spoke openly about one of the closest held secrets regarding Iraq. Not only did Mr. Cheney draw attention to the tubes; he did so with a certitude that could not be found in even the C.I.A.'s assessments. On "Meet the Press," Mr. Cheney said he knew "for sure" and "in fact" and "with absolute certainty" that Mr. Hussein was buying equipment to build a nuclear weapon.

"He has reconstituted his nuclear program," Mr. Cheney said flatly.


Bush magically taller on Fox News



Kerry wins debate: Highly reputable, fair and unbiased news source, DickCheneyIsABitch calls the debate on behalf of Kerry..

Kerry puts president on the defensive, president Bush comes across as meandering shortsighted and addled. Toto has pulled the curtain away, pay no attention to the man behind the curtain folks. President Bush is officially the Humbug Wizard of Oz.


Guardian Unlimited | Special reports | How Bush's grandfather helped Hitler's rise to power Interesting crap, dont know how true it is. Funny tho


Typical Halliburton style Bush Administration Sleaze Tom Ridge taking Homeland Security profits and kickbacks galore. What a fucking free for all this government is.


Why Bush Left Texas He goes AWOL because he's too drunk to stand up, let alone fly a plane. He's blowing too much coke up his nose to pass a physical exam, so of course he avoids taking the physical.


Are You Better Off Now Than You Were Four Years Ago? - A BuzzFlash Perspective Very nice statistical view of unemployment and other numbers during the administrations of various presidents namely GW Bush and Bush Sr. vs Bill Clinton...

Once again, do the math.

Are You Better Off Now Than You Were Four Years Ago? - A BuzzFlash Perspective Very nice statistical view of unemployment and other numbers during the administrations of various presidents namely GW Bush and Bush Sr. vs Bill Clinton...

Once again, do the math.

MercuryNews.com | 09/10/2004 | Cheney: Economic numbers ignore eBay trading Hahaha that's so true Dick. Maybe you should have put the fucking Government contract to rebuild Iraq on fucking eBay instead of having it be a no bid piece of crap, you asshole.


CBS News | Cheney: Wrong Vote Invites Attack | September 8, 2004?07:54:41 This is freaking amazing. Dick Cheney is using terrorism himself in order to get elected. Takes a sick mind to come up with this one. Vote for me or face a terrorist attack. Niice.

CBS News | Cheney: Wrong Vote Invites Attack | September 8, 2004?07:54:41 This is freaking amazing. Dick Cheney is using terrorism himself in order to get elected. Takes a sick mind to come up with this one. Vote for me or face a terrorist attack. Niice.


Congressional report predicts larger-than-expected deficits - Sep. 7, 2004 2.3 Trillion dollars!!!!


RollingStone.com: "Cheney's record of mistakes begins in 1959, when Tom Stroock, a Republican politician-businessman in Casper, Wyoming, got Cheney, then a senior at Natrona County High School, a scholarship to Yale. 'Dick was the all-American boy, in the top ten percent of his class,' Stroock says. 'He seemed a natural.' But instead of triumphing, Cheney failed. 'He spent his time partying with guys who loved football but weren't varsity quality,' recalls Stephen Billings, an Episcopalian minister who roomed with him during Cheney's freshman (and only full) year at Yale. 'His idea was, you didn't need to master the material,' says his other roommate, Jacob Plotkin. 'He passed one psych course without attending class or studying, and he was proud of that. But there are some things you can't bluff, and Dick reached a point where you couldn't recover.'"


More Math, done by someone else


Former Texas state official apologizes and expresses shame for helping rich kids evade the vietnam draft, including George W Bush (Quicktime Movie)



Do Americans hate math? I do. Americans obviously don't like math. And yet, my fellow Americans, please do the math with me.

1.3 Million more of our fellow Americans living in poverty

Highest level of poverty for children in 10 years

Cost of the War in Iraq: Over $100 Billion.

400 Billion dollar record deficit

Are you with me so far? Ok guys, please pay attention, theres MORE MATH coming:

1,104 coalition casualties in Iraq, click here to see their names and faces

1.8 Million jobs lost on George W Bush's watch

Number of WMD found in Iraq: 0

50% of the tax cut goes to the wealthiest 5% of Americans

Number of uninsured rose by 2.4 million to 43.6 million Americans

Total payments to Halliburton on no bid contracts: $2 Billion

Poorest Americans, African Americans and Latino Americans lose over 6% real median home income

Do the MATH people. Please take a look at the MATH.


DICK CHENEY IS A....Pretty Decent Father?????? I respect his position, and think this is clearly orchestrated to soften the administration position--yet it has as a prerequisite a father who is willing to go to bat for a daughter who has been nothing but loyal to him. Good for you Dick. Today is national take it easy on Dick Cheney day. Beatings resume tomorrow promptly at sunrise.


George Bush is a Bully. Lets face it.

America is nervous and insecure after 9/11--Especially with scary figures like Osama being dangled in front of us. It's a pretty typical gangster style "protection" racket.

America is scared, so it hangs out with the bully. But it's not worth it, America. The reputation of the bully on the playground is just getting worse and worse. By beating up and scaring other kids, he maintains an atmosphere of control. But the bully has no friends. Eventually the other kids will find a way to get back at the bully.

By publically abusing those who oppose him, he makes everyone scared to oppose him. When he wants to tear someone down who is above reproach, he uses his cronies to do his dirty work.

Grow up America. We are in a scary time, but it doesnt mean we have to hang out with the bully. We can be a strong nation on our own. We can fight our own battles, we dont need a bully.

Dick makes fun of Kerry for wanting more "sensitivity" (even though Bush used the same language). It's not sensitivity towards our enemies, it's sensitivity towards our allies, friends and potential allies. How much hate has Bush created? A hell of a lot.

A bully may make you feel safe, but he's not your friend. He will abuse you when it helps him to maintain his power.

Swift boat veterans connections to the bush cheney administration


AP Wire | 08/14/2004 | More than a dozen killed in Florida by Cheney Oh wait no, its CHARLEY, sorry, my mistake.


Politics News Article | Reuters.com Wow big surprise, Bush Tax cut favored the wealthy! I'm glad government accountants can figure out things like that.

Reason: John Perry Barlow 2.0: The Thomas Jefferson of cyberspace reinvents his body -- and his politics. This guy used to be a Republican campaign manager for Dick Cheney and now as a libertarian has decided that enough is enough and the current administration simply has to go...


This is George W Bush rugby sucker punch to the face, what a sportsman


Bush yells out the name of an undercover double agent


CNN.com - Abu Ghraib lawyers want Cheney on stand - Aug 7, 2004 Yeah, lynndie England trial wants testimony, woohoo woot!


Wired News | Unmasking of Qaeda Mole a U.S. Security Blunder-Experts Political motivations???


Dick Cheney is a Criminal Annotated reporting of Halliburton's settlement on SEC regulations including accounting malfeasance.


You say Osama and I say Obama...
I say Al Qaeda, and you say Sadamma...
Osama, Obama, Al Qaeda, Sadamma,
Let's call the whole thing off!

You like potatoe and I like potato,
You like Dick Cheney and I like D'Amato;
Potatoe, potahto, Dick Cheney, D'Amato!
Let's call the whole thing off!

But oh! If we call the whole thing off,
Then we must part.
And oh! If we ever part,
Then that might break my heart!
So, if you like pajamas and I like pajahmas,
I'll wear pajamas and give up pajahmas.
For we know we need each other,
So we better call the calling off off.
Let's call the whole thing off!

ABQjournal: Obtaining Cheney Rally Ticket Requires Signing Bush Endorsement Haha nice strategy, refuse to talk in front of any independents, that will work!

Bush camp solicits race of Star staffer | The Arizona Daily Star ? Yeah, we dont want no nigras photographin that vice presdent mind you... What the hell?


Capitol Hill Blue: Bush Using Drugs to Control Depression, Erratic Behavior I have no idea if this is verified as true or not, this isnt a particularly reputable source. But whatever, it's interesting and fun to think about. Bush is a psycho! I guess years of substance abuse paying off. Anyhow I wonder if it's true. If so, it is crazy!

"A White House aide told a Pakistani official last spring that 'it would be best if the arrest or killing of [any] HVT (High Value Targets) were announced on twenty-six, twenty-seven, or twenty-eight July'

- The New Republic, 7/8/04


'Ahmed Khalfan Ghailani, who is among the 22 people on the F.B.I.'s
most-wanted-terrorist list, was arrested Sunday, Pakistani officials said Thursday night [July 28].'

- New York Times, 7/30/04"

I wonder how much foreign aid to Pakistan is tied to these deliverables? I think the goal would be to deliver some guy like Ghailani during the DNC, then maybe deliver Osama during the RNC? Seems like that's the best game plan. You listening there Musharraf?


HoustonChronicle.com - Millions in U.S. property lost in Iraq, report says 18.6 million dollars is a pittance, but then again mismanagement is a great theme. Gee whiz lets lose more money over there in that rat hole of a country. Thanks Halliburton, nice going again. As a taxpayer, I own that stuff, and you lost it. Any chance you're planning to pay me back?


Yahoo! Top Stories - That's the Ticket: Bush to Pick Rudy Giuliani Yeaaah, get rid of that Dick Cheney that's what the rumor mill says--that would be the ticket, veepstakes fun, who could go negative on giuliani? Secret plan to whomp the demos.


The New Yorker: Shouts and Murmurs: "Mr. Cheney wasted no time in informing Mr. Leahy that he should feel free to perform yet another anatomical impossibility?this one involving aviation, a standard sexual act, and a rolling doughnut."

Halliburton's work in Iran is under criminal investigation. Actually it's all done through a clever subsidiary located in the Cayman islands. I would be willing to bet that a nice numbered bank account in switzerland is involved. There's a nice 5 million dollar bribe using a Swiss bank account pulled off by sneaky rat bastards.


The New York Times > Washington > Campaign 2004 > Political Memo: Hear the Rumor on Cheney? Capital Buzzes, Denials Aside As was sung heartily by Eric Cartman in the grand finale of the song "Kyle's mom's a bitch" in the South Park Movie, we could easily conjecture the same of Dick Cheney. Heee's annn everrrrrrrrr.....lovinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn....... Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttttttchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AMERICAblog: Dick Cheney, Machine Gun enthusiast Makes sense, the scary bastard blasting everything in sight with his Tommy Gun all macho.


jiveturky: The single greatest event of my life. These funny protester blogger guys got flipped off by George W Bush, W00t!!!! Sorry this post isnt about Dick Cheney. =( Back to wanton reckless and uninhibited Cheney-bashing. Sorry bout the lil diversion here.


Capitol Hill Blue: Cheney Faces Criminal Indictments; Other Illegal Actions Raise Warning Flags at White House London Lawyer Jeffrey Tesler, a consultant to Halliburton, admitted under oath in May that he made payments from the fund to Albert “Jack” Stanley, president of Halliburton subsidiary Kellogg, Brown & Root and a longtime friend and associate of Cheney. The payments, Tesler said, were personally approved by Cheney, who headed Halliburton at the time.

Although Cheney left his position at Halliburton before becoming Vice President, his financial disclosure statements show he continues to receive dividends from stock as well as deferred compensation from the company.

At least $5 million in payments to Stanley from the fund were wired to a secret numbered bank account in Zurich which Judge Ruymbeke discovered belonged to the KBR President. Tesler also testified he paid another $350,000 to another KBR executive, William Chaudran, through another secret bank account on the isle of Jersey.


Halliburton in Iran, and here I was thinking that Iran was part of the Axis of Evil!

TNR Online | July Surprise? (print) Lets bribe the Pakistanis to deliver us Osama Bin Laden and the election. We can play nice and say nothing about the fact that Pervez Musharraf's buddy is the worst nuclear proliferator the world has ever seen up to and including in a James Bond movie. Maybe the Pakis can deliver George Bush a July Surprise, an August Surprise, September Surprise. A November Surprise would be too late. What a deal!


Dick Cheney Booed ...(New York Times requires free registration) During the singing of "God Bless America" in the seventh inning, an image of Cheney was shown on the scoreboard. It was greeted with booing, so the Yankees quickly removed the image. Hahaha, Yankees fans H8 Dick and his evil policies. I bet Cheney hated to be shown all exposed like that, with no undisclosed location. He likes to hide in the shadows with the nuclear "football" and play with the "launch" button. I would have booed him if I were there...


Lesson #8 Be prepared to reexamine your reasoning:

What makes us Omniscient?

Have we a record of omniscience??

We are the strongest nation in the world today. I do not believe we should EVER apply that economic, political or military power unilaterally. If we had followed that rule, in Vietnam, we wouldn't have BEEN there. NONE of our allies supported us!? Not Japan, not Germany, not Britain or France. If we can't persuade nations with comparable values of the merit of our cause, we'd better reexamine our reasoning.

Robert McNamara, former secretary of defense during the Vietnam war, as quoted in the movie Fog of War


CNN.com - Cheney curses senator over Halliburton criticism - Jun 24, 2004 I am happy to report that our Vice President and president of the senate today told fellow senate member Patrick Leahy of Vermont to "GO FUCK HIMSELF" (Some reports indicate that the Vice President told him to "FUCK OFF".

This is great! Technically this was not in violation of any rules as the senate was not in session. Too bad! Throw Cheney in an Iraqi prison! He's setting a bad moral example! Sic Aschcroft on him! Set him down in Gitmo and make him listen to tapes of Aschcroft singing "wings of an eagle" on volume 11. The Washington Post reported Cheney as saying "FUCK YOURSELF".

High Court Backs Vice President (washingtonpost.com) Dick Cheney rat bastard hiding out in a duck blind with Scalia shooting the crap out of a bunch of innocent animals and running his own secret government out of Halliburton and undisclosed locations hiding Ken Lay in his closet while taking deferred payments of more money than you or I make in a year from Halliburton and his sleazy cronies stealthily stealing our government and giving it to the saudis for oil money surprise surprise Antonin Scalia calls his buddy's secret oil government a constitutionally protected duck blind. Assholes.


~american Entropy~ Kudos to this site for lots of excellent and interesting work including presidential approval polling and a interesting GW Bush dollar graphic

The New York Times > Washington > Bush Asked for Vatican's Help on Political Issues, Report Says This is a fascinating case. I wonder if the church which is currently in a poor position because of priestly abuse of children is in cahoots with Bush on his agenda? It's a bit harsh to equate prisoner abuse with child sexual abuse, but it's all about the abuse of power. The overly harsh part is to juxtapose these elements as there are a lot of good things that the catholic church does, and a lot of good things the US government does. But what the hell, this site isnt called "Dick Cheney isn't a nice man".


George Tenet, you are out of there. The highly embattled CIA director resigns. I suppose it takes some heat off of Bush, but it's a good sign. Bob Woodward attributed him as saying that the Iraqi evidence for WMD was a "slam dunk" and so he is clearly leaving in a cloud of blame even though sources say he is resigning "for personal reasons". Most high level executives who are fired leave to "spend more time with the family". George Herbert Walker Bush left the CIA Directorship to become president. George Tenet is leaving the CIA Directorship on behalf of the president, and hopefully George W Bush will be leaving the Presidency because of the CIA Director. All of this is simply a distraction as far as Dick Cheney is concerned--he's the real power behind the throne.


"They're f------g taking all the money back from you guys?" complains an Enron employee on the tapes. "All the money you guys stole from those poor grandmothers in California?"

"Yeah, grandma Millie, man"

"Yeah, now she wants her f------g money back for all the power you've charged right up, jammed right up her a------ for f------g $250 a megawatt hour."

And the tapes appear to link top Enron officials Ken Lay and Jeffrey Skilling to schemes that fueled the crisis.

"Government Affairs has to prove how valuable it is to Ken Lay and Jeff Skilling," says one trader.


"Do you know when you started over-scheduling load and making buckets of money on that?

Before the 2000 election, Enron employees pondered the possibilities of a Bush win.

"It'd be great. I'd love to see Ken Lay Secretary of Energy," says one Enron worker.

That didn't happen, but they were sure President Bush would fight any limits on sky-high energy prices.

"When this election comes Bush will f------g whack this s--t, man. He won't play this price-cap b------t."

Crude, but true.

"We will not take any action that makes California's problems worse and that's why I oppose price caps," said Mr. Bush on May 29, 2001.

Both the Justice Department and Enron tried to prevent the release of these tapes


Is it possible to impeach a Vice President? TIME Magazine reports that Cheney "Coordinated" the multi Billion Dollar Iraqi rebuilding contract on behalf of Halliburton, a company that still pays him money.


Eric Shinseki - Disinfopedia

CBS News | Gen. Zinni: 'They've Screwed Up' | May 24, 2004?14:04:39 Should have listened to Eric Shinseki


The Village Voice: Features: The Jesus Landing Pad by Rick Perlstein


Bush's failed Mideast policy is creating more terrorism


sacbee.com -- Opinion -- Atrocities in Iraq: 'I killed innocent people for our government'


The Language Of George W. Bush


The New Yorker: Fact A long winded, but seeming well researched piece on how high up the chain of command the structure of abuse goes


Ha Ha Fuck you ignorant Fuckers! The American Assembler - States With Higher IQ Vote Democrat


Ok, this is funny JohnKerryIsADoucheBagButImVotingForHimAnyway.com

George W Bush is a Post Turtle

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher (whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle), the doctor and the old man struck up a conversation about George W. Bush being in the White House. The old Texan said,
"Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'." Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road an you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle." The
old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong
there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the dumb bastard get down!"


I can't believe we are not talking IMPEACHMENT here. We should impeach Bush if what's in Woodward's book is true. The book alleges 700 Million dollars diverted to Tommy Franks' secret war plans without congressional approval, and a secret deal with the saudis to LOWER GAS PRICES IN THE US FOR THE NOVEMBER ELECTION This is incredible and most decidedly impeachable. What a horrifying abuse of power, if true.


Sweetness, I was only joking when I said by rights you should be bludgeoned in your bed.


Administration Bitches knew about medicare overruns but wont let the guy talk


White House: 'Solid' Evidence Iraq Has Weapons--You can choose who to believe. this post from 2002 tells an interesting story. Now we know who to believe.


Bush Watch--this one isnt about our friend Dick, but Bush is under the spell of Cheney so he is also to be watched.


MSNBC - Chalabi: A Questionable Use of U.S. Funding Chaabi spends US taxpayer dollars to meet his own dubious agenda and manipulate the Bush Administration into war. Great collaboration of sleaze, greed and stupidity running things.

Neither Silent Nor a Public Witness (washingtonpost.com) Condi's pants are soooo on fire


Neither Silent Nor a Public Witness (washingtonpost.com) Now eeevil Condoleeza's pants are also on fire


ABC 7 News - Bush's Joke About WMD Draws Criticism Ha ha ha funny joke-- I lied on behalf of Halliburton and my oil buddies to spend 100 billion dollars of taxpayer money, over 500 United States servicemen and women and tens of thousands of shattered lives of families, veterans, innocent civilians and the deaths and wounded coalition allied troops and so much other horror. Bitches.


POE News: Rumsfeld Fighting Technique

Dick Clarke Is Telling the Truth - Why he's right about Bush's negligence on terrorism. By Fred?Kaplan

Eeeeeeevil Condoleeza!


Beyond the Duck Blind. Scalia and Cheney are buddies and there's no doubt that he's in on the secret energy task force. Bah


Al Qaeda want bush to win the presidential election. This actually makes a lot of sense. Al Qaeda want to have a cataclysmic holy war with christian crusaders. If the christian crusaders go away, so does their holy war.

Send a letter to your congressperson urging them to put a stop to the "stealth" energy bill in the Senate. The Bush Cheney Energy bill which was created in secret by energy company executives meeting with Cheney is back. It's been buried inside of a "Jobs creation" bill but it's the same old poison. Please consider sending a letter or even better Making a donation to stop the energy industry's secret agenda.


Wow this is amazing--A full accounting of the administration's statements on Iraq as commissioned by Rep Henry A Waxman. Check it out, it's unbelievable, or at least should be except we all know it happened. 237 specific misleading statements are identified. Judge for yourself.

`Either he is straightforward and states who they are, or the only conclusion one can draw is that he is making it up to attack the president,'' said White House spokesman Scott McClellan, referring to Kerry's claim that "more leaders want to see him elected as president over Bush.

It's actually a bizarre comment coming from McClellan. Why is it that the "only conclusion one can draw" is that Kerry is "making it up"? That seems like an odd concept, could he possibly be that stupid? One could easily draw many conclusions including that any world leader who was "outed" by Kerry as being opposed to Bush would suffer horrific reprisals and generally be an embarassment in the international community. I mean, you think these things, maybe even say them to your friends over a beer. But diplomatically, you just can't publically piss off a sitting president.

Our man Dick actually made more sense by saying ``Senator Kerry said, `That's none of your business,' but it is our business when a candidate for president claims the political endorsement of foreign leaders,'' Cheney said. ``At the very least, we have a right to know what he is saying to them that makes them so supportive of his candidacy.'' Boston Herald has the story here. I would suspect that Dick Cheney's understanding of the role of secrecy and power give him a better understanding of why some world leader wouldnt be willing to step forward and say "yeah it was me".

Very nice Windows Media clip of Donald Rumsfeld adressing the issue of the Immediate Threat of Saddam Hussein's Weapons of Mass Destruction


This was scrolling off the bottom and needs to be bumped up, as it's very interesting running cost total for the war in Iraq. Everybody note that the war in Afghanistan is still hemmoraging cost at a rate about 25% of Iraq, which is still substantial billions of dollars. And lives.

Ok, enough fun with images of world leaders, now back to our regularly scheduled programming. Here's a bunch of fun facts, proving once and for all that You don't Know DICK.

Newly elected leader of Spain, José Luís Rodríguez Zapatero has announced that his country is giving up the search for WMD. However, he is interested in finding some TP. For his bungholio.


excellent Biography of Dick Cheney


Republicans shown to be more interested in cutting intelligence than kerry--Bush attack ads decieve Just like he decieved the country on WMD. Watch for Bush Weapons of Mass Deception

Capitol Hill Blue: Rumsfeld Stole 9-11 Evidence To Keep As Souvenir

Howard Stern's required reading list great set of links to Howard Stern politica issues.

Dick Cheney excellent information site disingenuous energy industry abuses of natural resources by corporate stooge in undisclosed location. Man of malignance and menace who's misguided paranoia sends our foreign policy back hundreds of years to crusading moralistic greedy crony politics and petrochemical anti environmental global warming creating hate filled warmongering fear driven radical neoconservative shadowy cabal expending blood and treasure for corporate malfeasance including buddies like ken lay and others who formed our energy policy in secrecy and shadow.

Des Moines, IA– Former Lieutenant John Kerry was reunited today with his long lost twin brother, Lumiere from Disney's Beauty and the Beast. Kerry and Lumiere have not seen each other since 1969, that was the year Lumiere was turned into an enchanted candlestick.

Lumiere, now a retired actor living in Anaheim, California, flew to Iowa this morning to meet with Kerry.

Kerry Campaign spokesperson Stephanie Cutter issued the following statement: "John and Lumiere Kerry were delighted to be reunited after so many years. The family resemblance is striking, even considering that Lumiere still has not recovered from being turned into a candle."


"Unknown Soldier" Speaks Out To Bring Troops Home :: Intervention Magazine :: War, Politics, Culture Very interesting article about what it's really like in Iraq. I support this guy and I support all of the troops for what it's worth.


Salon.com | The new Pentagon papers A high-ranking military officer reveals how Defense Department extremists suppressed information and twisted the truth to drive the country to war.


18.6 Billion dollar Iraq rebuilding bonanza!!!! No democrats need apply, the ultimate pork coming your way straight from Iraq! The spoils of war coming from the US people, not just from Iraqis.


Hey, I have a great reason why you should visit DickCheneyIsABitch. amusingly, the banner ads on top of this site are paid for by Bush supporters LOL. I'd say the odds of someone viewing this site (except maybe Bushie spies) clicking the pro bush banners is pretty low. Hehe you could cost em ad money just by setting up some bot to reload this page.

The Healthy Forests Initiative: "On December 3, 2003, President Bush signed into law the Healthy Forests Restoration Act of 2003 to reduce the threat of destructive wildfires ". Yes you fuckwit, clearcutting the nation's old growth forests will in fact curb the danger of destructive wildfires. God damn this fucking bill was engineered by Mark Rey fucking timber industry lobbyist and now undersecretary of Agriculture for Natural Resources.

Guardian Unlimited | World Latest | Kerry: Bush Stalling Iraq, 9/11 Probes: "``This is another inaccurate attack by John Kerry,'' responded Bush campaign spokesman Scott Stanzel. ``President Bush and his administration have extraordinary cooperation and unprecedented access'' to the commission." I'll laugh pretty hard if this isn't a misquote of some kind. Bizarre, it doesnt matter if the administration has unprecedented access to the commission and having unprecedented cooperation to the commission doesnt even make sense. If it's not a misquote, this guy needs to learn how to talk.

George W Bush molests the dead a rousing opinion piece from Newsday


Howard Stern says "George Bush is a Dick" and is prompty fired by ClearChannel. Here's the story.


Bush does a campaign dance in front of the grave site of 9/11 families-- who are outraged at this use of a national and personal tragedy for political gain. Bush may have hundreds of millions of dollars to burn in ad money, but he's going to have to stop thinking of that war chest as a blunt instrument. The people deserve better.


This was scrolling off the bottom and needs to be bumped up, as it's very interesting running cost total for the war in Iraq. Everybody note that the war in Afghanistan is still hemmoraging cost at a rate about 25% of Iraq, which is still substantial billions of dollars. And lives.


Dick Cheney is a bitch, I tell you.

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Amazon.com: Books: Perfectly Legal: The Covert Campaign to Rig Our Tax System to Benefit the Super Rich - and Cheat Everybody Else Interesting reading especially in light of the looming bankrupcy of the Social Security system under the crushing weight of deficit spending on elective war campaigns in Iraq. The war on Terrorism, that's definitely a good priority for the government, but Saddam is just one of our former puppet crony dictators on our payroll and taking him out cost a hell of a lot and we are gonna reap the cost of that for generations in blood, treasure and international reputation.

Don Park's Daily Habit - Bin Laden's Capture and the Election October 28th, what a good date for it. I would say that's a good idea. It's close enough to the election that it would cast an irreperable pall over the election without being overly scrutinized. You heard it folks, October for the capture of Osama, just in time for the election.


www.FireDickCheney.com I agree, Fire that Bitch.

www.FireDickCheney.com mutual link admiration society. Heck, I say we join forces and launch www.firethatbitchdickcheney.com

The Bush-Cheney energy bill is back, and it could come up for a vote at
any moment. Republicans have signaled that they'll give as little as
24 hours' notice. We've got to get out ahead of it.

Please call your Senator(s) now, at:

Senator Dianne Feinstein
Washington, DC: 202-224-3841

Senator Barbara Boxer
Washington, DC: 202-224-3553

Make sure they know you're a constituent, then urge them to:

'Please FILIBUSTER to stop the energy bill.'* "


Do they know where Osama is, and are they just waiting for a politically expedient time to flush him out?

Lieutenant Colonel Kwiatkowski speaks to the Los Angeles Times--I am now a soldier for the truth. This is not some kind of pinko-liberal anarcho-syndicalist wack job. This is a twenty year veteran of the Air Force with a master's degree from Harvard and author of two books.


One Toke Over the Harvard Line? (washingtonpost.com)

What are the odds that Dick Cheney will be replaced as dubya's running mate? I mean the man is a liability. Then again, Colin Powell has lost all credibility playing the subservient second or third fiddle doormat to Bush's fiction machine on WMD in front of the UN. Condi Rice is extremely smart but not part of the Cheney Rumsfeld 'cigarette smoking man' nexus of shadowy power.

Anyhow, I bet the democrats would fear Bush putting in someone who was less of a political boat anchor than Dick 'bitch' cheney. Or would that be too much cutting of the puppet strings and unlikely to ever happen? "


picture of Alex Polier supposed former Kerry mistress. Bleah more distracting crap. Interns < Lying about the war


Letter to congress from Halliburton insiders on blatant government overcharging (PDF format)

Yahoo! News - Ex-Halliburton Employees Tell of Routine Overbilling. Bitches!!!!


Asian-Americans Take Offense at a Law Firm Memo Not specificalyl about Dick Cheney but definitely about bitches.


Scalia Was Cheney Hunt Trip Guest; Ethics Concern Grows


Cheney's Staff Focus of Probe - Insight on the News - National


Nothing to do with dick cheney but Johnny Hart who writes BC is a racist mother fucker


Trip With Cheney Puts Ethics Spotlight on Scalia (need LA times registration)


The Barreling Bushes


Army War College Study Blasts U.S. War on Terrorism

Dirty politics tries to silence Treasury secretary O'Neil


CBS News | Saddam Ouster Planned Early '01? | January 10, 2004?19:16:10


Revision Thing (Harpers.org)


San Antonio Current: "W. Bush not only celebrated with his national security team, but also pulled out his pen and signed into law a bill that grants the FBI sweeping new powers. A White House spokesperson explained the curious timing of the signing - on a Saturday - as 'the President signs bills seven days a week.' But the last time Bush signed a bill into law on a Saturday happened more than a year ago - on a spending bill that the President needed to sign, to prevent shutting down the federal government the following Monday. "


White House Lied on Uranium Claim (washingtonpost.com)


ABCNEWS.com : Transcript: President Bush Interview


Rumsfeld Shaking Hands with Saddam Hussein


ThePittsburghChannel.com - News - Humane Society Statement Vice President Cheney shoots the hell out of dozens of innocent animals

ABCNEWS.com : Pentagon: Halliburton Overcharged Millions


Wolfowitz Declares Non-Competitive Bids in Iraq to be In the Public Interest 18.6 billion dollar giveaway


George Bush, or chimp?

miserable failure I agree with google, try searching for "miserable failure" in google and see the top link


Technological Dub Erases a Bush Flub for a Republican Ad Elmer Fudd for president!


Energy and medicare bills make bush donors rich as hell, disgustingly rich


great definition of Santorum(06/12/03)


Windfalls of War - The Center for Public Integrity




Misleader.org: Daily Mislead


BBC NEWS | Middle East | Charity says $4bn 'missing' in Iraq


Bush Haters of the world unite. Sorry about all of our readership who think George Bush is great but still think Dick Cheney is a Bitch =)


The Cheney Curse - Crap CEO, Crap VP. By Daniel Gross


Transcript: Cheney at the Heritage Foundation (washingtonpost.com) Bitchspeak-o-rama


Arnold Unplugged - It's hasta la vista to $9 billion if the Governator is selected--not about Dick Cheney but about Ken Lay and Ahh-nold


News Flash--the more bullshit you see the stupider you get -

Worst news sources ranked in order of deceptiveness


Bush Administration Is Focus of Inquiry (washingtonpost.com)


Talking Points Memo: by Joshua Micah Marshall


More on the Halliburton profit scheme


Let the greed begin--Bush backer gets to play in free government giveaway of Iraq industry



pants on fire again! Rumsfeld whoppers


Bring them on indeed, George bush tells iraq to bring them on.

read the following link carefully it's funny. error 404 done gone WMD


Bush the morning of 9/11


News flash George Bush:Professional Fascist


So called Moble Weapons Labs turn out to be bullshit


US dealing with Taliban now?


Lying about the war, is it impeachable? CNN looks at the case.


I was gonna post something about OJ Simpson's quest for the "real killers" of Nicole Brown Simpson as being like Bush's quest for WMD in Iraq. But someone already did.


Lying about WMD

According to the report, the draft contained such questionable material that Powell lost his temper, throwing several pages in the air and declaring, "I'm not reading this. This is bullshit."


Master plan for regime change in Iran, Saudia Arabia and heck why not the whole middle east?


Here's Lisa Rein, very smart blogger's view on the billon dollar halliburton deal

Hehe we are the fifth one down if you search for "definition of bitch"

House intelligence committe chairs thoughts on Bush Administration intelligence--"What I don't know is how good that intelligence was, and it is our job to find out."


Senator Byrd, voice of reason


Hanky Panky is the name of the game


more on the secret Halliburton deal


What a SURPRISE, Halliburton is running iraqi oil!


And we'll drill the Alaskan Wildlife Refuge too, what a wonderful day for you Dick! Your secret energy council is getting their way

USA will run Iraqi oil industry, what a SURPRISE


looking very Big Brother on the big screen there dick.


a nice sardonic review of the justifications for war.


what a surprise Oil Industry executives selected for post saddam iraq administration


Checkpoint survivors tell their story Hassan, interviewed Tuesday by a Knight Ridder correspondent at the Mobile Army Surgical Hospital near Najaf, said 11 members of his family were killed in the incident — his daughters, ages 2 and 5, his son, 3, his parents, two older brothers, their wives and two nieces, ages 12 and 15.
His wife, Lamea, who is nine months pregnant, said she saw her children die.
“I saw the heads of my two little girls come off,” said Lamea Hassan, 36. “My girls — I watched their heads come off their bodies. My son is dead.”



Dick Cheney backs "Jaw Droppingly bad" Forgeries claiming Iraq tried to buy uranium. For the Dick part, skip to the last part of this article.


Dick Cheney's daughters are not human peace shields in iraq. Also news flash Bush is not a moron.

Not specifically about Dick Cheney but about his war.

The U.S. Central Command acknowledged firing on a vehicle near the central city of Najaf after its driver ignored orders to stop and a warning shot.

"As a last resort the soldiers fired into the passenger compartment of the vehicle. Inside the vehicle they found 13 women and children. Seven of the occupants were dead. Two were wounded. Four were unharmed," a spokesman said.


contrast that is this report: "It was the most horrible thing I've ever seen, and I hope I never see it again," Sgt. Mario Manzano, 26, an Army medic later told the Post. Manzano said one of the women sat in the van holding the mangled bodies of two of her children. "She didn't want to get out of the car," he told the newspaper.

Presumably this woman was one of the people this spokesman referred to as "unharmed"

Cheney is the ticking time bomb of the administration, and we are not talking about his pacemaker


Great, Halliburton was on the brink of bankrupcy but saved by lots of shenanigans. This link's text sounds like a bunch of neo maoist revolutionary claptrap, but there are a wealth of interesting links on the bottom of the page about war profiteering by Dick Cheney, your friend and mine.


If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think that someone's dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

It's pre-emptive non-aggression, bomb Iraq.
To prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's all the proof we need,
If they're not there, they must be there,
Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
And he tried to kill your dad,
Bomb Iraq.

If corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.

Evidence that George Bush may actually be Dick Cheney's Bitch, thus upsetting the apple cart of our theory

Will the "Real Dick Cheney" please stand up?

We at DickCheneyIsABitch dont believe Dick Cheney is a baby eating vampire. We think he is a bitch.
Well there WAS an article about him here, but i took down the link because it got redirected to some porn site. Jerks.


In thinking about the movie "Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers", it seems that Bhagdad is like helms deep where the massed armies are accumulating. Or could it be that the World Trade center was the Two Towers. Who is evil? Who is good?

This might not be true and isnt about dick cheney. but it's wierd!

more Billion dollar Halliburton Bitchery


Dick Cheney is eating Liberty Fries in an undisclosed location


8 senior policy officials in the Bush Administration had ties to Worlds largest weapons maker Lockheed Martin before joining the administration – including war criminal Otto Reich and Vice President Dick Cheney, whose wife Lynne Cheney served on the Lockheed Martin board from 1994-2001.


Reporter: Mr Cheney, how do you know Iraq has Weapons of Mass Destruction?

Cheney: we kept the reciepts

US government bypasses democratic process in Iraq 900 Million dollar corporate giveaway starring Haliburton subsidiary

George Bush says to his son if you go unilateral you can kiss goodbye to peace in the middle east. Sorry, not specifically a post about how big of a bitch Dick Cheney is. But relevant in that George W is making his dad look like freakin Jimmy Carter by comparison

Would it decrease the strength of my statement to say that I'm conflicted about making inflammatory statements about people I dont personally know? I suppose DickCheneyHidesInShadowThisMakesMeSuspious.blogspot.com is not as concise of a URL.


INdymedia reposts Lynne Cheney satire piece

If you cant make money on oil, make it on locking up folks. Halliburton subsidiary gets the contract to detain captured combatants in Guantanamo.


We regret the use of hate language on this web site. After all, when directed at anyone other than Dick Cheney, we consider it to be inappropriate and offensive.

Lets take a brief pause to reflect on the definition of Bitch. Clearly Dick Cheney is not a female dog--the term is intended to convey a rap cultural aesthetic on the topic of his contemptibility.

TAke the poll down at the lower right side of the page, otherwise this damn robot would have a gimp leg for nothing, there dont that make you feel guilty and like you want to take the poll now?

What Deals did you do with the Taliban?

What did you do at Halliburton, Dick?

Connect the goddamn dots For starters what about Cheney's secret meetings to form our nation's energy policy?

Burning down oil fields is good money, isnt it Dick?

Dick Cheney Is a Bitch

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