Dick Cheney is a BITCH

You say Osama and I say Obama...
I say Al Qaeda, and you say Sadamma...
Osama, Obama, Al Qaeda, Sadamma,
Let's call the whole thing off!

You like potatoe and I like potato,
You like Dick Cheney and I like D'Amato;
Potatoe, potahto, Dick Cheney, D'Amato!
Let's call the whole thing off!

But oh! If we call the whole thing off,
Then we must part.
And oh! If we ever part,
Then that might break my heart!
So, if you like pajamas and I like pajahmas,
I'll wear pajamas and give up pajahmas.
For we know we need each other,
So we better call the calling off off.
Let's call the whole thing off!