Dick Cheney is a BITCH

Following in the footsteps of the New York Times and Boing Boing, The editorial policy board of DickCheneyIsABitch have concluded their process for selecting a candidate to endorse for the Presidency of the United States. It is with great seriousness that we take this endeavor, for we in our long history have never endorsed a democrat for the office before. It is, however, our duty to recognize that despite the possibility that, yes, John Kerry could well be a bitch also, that in fact the long record documented here in this blog suggests incontrovertable evidence that George W Bush, and yes, even Dick Cheney--are bitches. Therefore we hereby endorse John Kerry for president in the 2004 elections.