Dick Cheney is a BITCH

2006-03-10T12:01:00.000-08:00

2006-02-22T20:51:00.000-08:00

CNN.com - Teen guilty of?killing, cutting up?friend - Feb 22, 2006

What the fuck? Is this some new definition of the word "friend" that I dont know? Please help me with this concept!

2006-02-13T01:58:00.000-08:00

Dick goes off half cocked

2005-11-02T12:09:00.000-08:00

If you type failure into Google, you get a pretty funny link. Seems like a majority of people think George W Bush is a failure.

2005-10-25T23:35:00.000-07:00

A picture of a White House so eager to make the case for war already begun in their hearts that they would stop at nothing. No lies, no coverups no abuse of power too great to stop them from the invasion which would consume the truth and ensnare some of the most powerful people in the administration.

2005-10-24T08:27:00.000-07:00

WASHINGTON, Oct 25 (Reuters) 1PM EDT

President George W. Bush today nominated former FEMA Director Michael D. Brown to be a new Federal Reserve chairman, replacing retiring chairman Alan Greenspan. Chairman Alan Greenspan's 18-year tenure at the Reserve runs out on Jan. 31.

"I think it's important to bring somebody from outside the system, the Federal Reserve system, somebody that hasn't been at the bank and, therefore, there's not a lot of opinions for people to look at." said President Bush. "Brownie did a heckuva job on hurricane Katrina and whats more is that he is looking for a job at the perfect time.

Mike Brown defeated three other potential candidates regularly mentioned for the Fed chairman job: Glenn Hubbard, a past adviser to Bush; Harvard economist Martin Feldstein; and Fed governor-turned White House adviser Ben "Barney" Bernanke.

2005-10-19T01:37:00.000-07:00

2005-10-16T20:39:00.000-07:00

2005-09-11T08:12:00.000-07:00

Dick Cheney is encouraged to go fuck himself in the aftermth of the botched Katrina hurricane relief effort.

2005-09-11T08:08:00.000-07:00

War profiteer Halliburton profiting from Katrina hurricane disaster, much like the ghoulish profit from the disaster in Iraq. Bush buddy Brown gets pulled off Katrina (for total criminal ineptitude) but other Bush Buddies continue to reap the benefits of the administration's pathetic folly. IMPEACH BUSH!

2004-12-02T16:12:00.000-08:00

Cheney's feet grow huge

2004-11-21T10:04:00.000-08:00

Democrats are now going to get pushed around congress by the republicans.

2004-11-12T10:10:00.000-08:00

Dick Cheney's Dick Ok, this is scary, but Dick Cheney was photographed for the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel with a gigantic Boner in his pants, a woody of epic proportions. One sentinel reader said "he has a porn career right there". Kind of scared to, but will post a picture of said tent pole in his pants if it gets posted on the web. Oh the HUMANITY!

2004-11-05T12:19:00.000-08:00

Looks like Kerry may have won Ohio.

2004-11-04T06:42:00.000-08:00

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww......

2004-11-03T20:06:00.000-08:00

2004-11-03T08:48:00.000-08:00

Kerry decides to go out with style Well, the nation has spoken, and for better or for worse, we have a president-elect. Four more years of satire on this site, I guess.

2004-11-02T17:37:00.000-08:00

Wow top battleground states

TOO CLOSE TO CALL

omg!

2004-11-02T08:32:00.000-08:00

It's November 2nd, Get out and VOTE!!!

Kerry leads in 4 Pivotal states, Bush in 2 Get out the vote people!!!!!

2004-11-01T13:54:00.000-08:00

please please please go to the polls tomorrow. Tell all your friends. We gotta vote!

2004-10-30T11:52:00.000-07:00

Wired News | Whistleblower Says Halliburton Contract Abuse Blatant Bunny Greenhouse (ok that is a hilarious name) says that it is blatant misconduct.

2004-10-29T08:55:00.000-07:00

Marc Perkel Rantz: Download Fahrenheit 9/11 Here Free Download of the Michael Moore movie available here.

2004-10-28T21:23:00.000-07:00

Following in the footsteps of the New York Times and Boing Boing, The editorial policy board of DickCheneyIsABitch have concluded their process for selecting a candidate to endorse for the Presidency of the United States. It is with great seriousness that we take this endeavor, for we in our long history have never endorsed a democrat for the office before. It is, however, our duty to recognize that despite the possibility that, yes, John Kerry could well be a bitch also, that in fact the long record documented here in this blog suggests incontrovertable evidence that George W Bush, and yes, even Dick Cheney--are bitches. Therefore we hereby endorse John Kerry for president in the 2004 elections.

2004-10-28T14:39:00.000-07:00

Bush beats Gollum to Movie Villain of the Year award | The Register

2004-10-28T08:51:00.000-07:00

BBC NEWS | Technology | Attack prompts Bush website block Interesting move by the Bush campaign--I wonder if there really are hackers out there trying to take down the Bush campaign web site? That's what this article suggests.

2004-10-28T08:29:00.000-07:00

Just a one fingered victory salute (Qucktime Movie) George Bush flips off the camera for no apparent reason.

2004-10-28T08:21:00.000-07:00

Bush planned Iraq attack all along since 1999

2004-10-28T08:20:00.001-07:00

Bush planned Iraq attack all along since 1999

2004-10-28T08:20:00.000-07:00

Bush planned Iraq attack all along since 1999

2004-10-26T04:10:00.000-07:00

100 Reasons to vote against Cheney Bush. Reason number 101: Dick Cheney is a BITCH!

2004-10-23T00:18:00.000-07:00

Freedom is on the march--looks like religious fanatics are setting the stage for a voting victory at the polls in Iraq All that US blood and treasure for what?

2004-10-21T08:56:00.001-07:00

The 9/11 Secret in the CIA's Back Pocket

2004-10-21T08:56:00.000-07:00

The 9/11 Secret in the CIA's Back Pocket

2004-10-20T11:30:00.000-07:00

Bush recieves valuable endorsement from Iran

2004-10-15T17:57:00.000-07:00

Hard Working George of course he only works hard when he's not on vacation

2004-10-15T08:50:00.000-07:00

Number of Abortions increases under Bush: "
Third, women worry about health care for themselves and their children. Since 5.2 million more people have no health insurance now than before this presidency - with women of childbearing age overrepresented in those 5.2 million - abortion increases. "

2004-10-13T16:43:00.000-07:00

WE WONT GET FOOOLED AGAIN!!!!!! We'll be fighting in the streets
With our children at our feet
And the morals that they worship will be gone
And the men who spurred us on
Sit in judgement of all wrong
They decide and the shotgun sings the song

I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again

The change, it had to come
We knew it all along
We were liberated from the fold, that's all
And the world looks just the same
And history ain't changed
'Cause the banners, they are flown in the next war

I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again
No, no!

I'll move myself and my family aside
If we happen to be left half alive
I'll get all my papers and smile at the sky
Though I know that the hypnotized never lie
Do ya?

There's nothing in the streets
Looks any different to me
And the slogans are replaced, by-the-bye
And the parting on the left
Are now parting on the right
And the beards have all grown longer overnight

I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again
Don't get fooled again
No, no!

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

2004-10-12T23:19:00.000-07:00

Voter Registrations Possibly Trashed

2004-10-08T22:48:00.000-07:00

2004-10-08T20:49:00.000-07:00

Bush Can't Admit mistakes Needs To Join Nation Builder's Anonymous

Hello My name is George and I'm addicted to nation building.

HELLO GEORGE!

I know the first of the twelve steps is to admit my errors and acknowledge that I am powerless to my addiction to invade oil rich third world countries

ONE DAY AT A TIME GEORGE WE SUUPORT YOU!

Im making a List of people harmed by my addiction

YOUR CANDLE BURNS BRIGHTLY

YOU CAN OPEN YOUR HEART TO YOUR INNER CHILD

YOUR HIGHER POWER LOVES YOU

TODAY YOU ARE NOT A VICTIM

YOU NO LONGER FEEL THE NEED TO CONTROL OTHERS

With your help I'm gonna make it one day at a time!

WE LOVE YOU GEORGE!

2004-10-07T17:29:00.000-07:00

Lets ask the all knowing Jeeves - how do you spell cheney????? B I T C H apparently

2004-10-06T21:26:00.000-07:00

What Edwards SHOULD have said during the debate. I wish I had wrote it And don't you fuckin' gimme that stroke victim smirk, Dick, or I'll come across and start shovin' aluminum tubes up your ass

2004-10-05T20:24:00.000-07:00

2004-10-05T20:14:00.000-07:00

Unbiased News Source DickCheneyIsABitch calls the debate in favor of John Edwards. Cheney is an Oil company loving Money laundering, Undisclosed location hiding, BIIIIIIITCH. But he was less of a bitch in the debates than George W Bush, and it was nice to see that he can assume human form for at least 90 minutes at a time.

2004-10-04T22:21:00.000-07:00

Interesting video montage of the Republican Convention. (Quicktime Movie) Obviously biased but kind of entertaining anyway. Looking forward to seeing Darth Cheney in the debates tomorrow--should be interesting to see the When-The-President-Gets-Shot-Down-Who's-Your-Daddy face on Cheney.

2004-10-04T08:40:00.000-07:00

Poland looking to pull troops out of Iraq--looks like we can all forget about Poland.

2004-10-03T15:08:00.000-07:00

Dick Cheney is a Lying Bitch Mr. Cheney, who has a history of criticizing officials who disclose sensitive information, typically refuses to comment when asked about secret intelligence. Yet on this day, with a Gallup poll showing that 58 percent of Americans did not believe President Bush had done enough to explain why the United States should act against Iraq, Mr. Cheney spoke openly about one of the closest held secrets regarding Iraq. Not only did Mr. Cheney draw attention to the tubes; he did so with a certitude that could not be found in even the C.I.A.'s assessments. On "Meet the Press," Mr. Cheney said he knew "for sure" and "in fact" and "with absolute certainty" that Mr. Hussein was buying equipment to build a nuclear weapon.

"He has reconstituted his nuclear program," Mr. Cheney said flatly.

2004-10-02T13:44:00.000-07:00

Bush magically taller on Fox News

2004-10-01T01:11:00.000-07:00

2004-09-30T21:37:00.000-07:00

Kerry wins debate: Highly reputable, fair and unbiased news source, DickCheneyIsABitch calls the debate on behalf of Kerry..

Kerry puts president on the defensive, president Bush comes across as meandering shortsighted and addled. Toto has pulled the curtain away, pay no attention to the man behind the curtain folks. President Bush is officially the Humbug Wizard of Oz.

2004-09-26T11:33:00.000-07:00

Guardian Unlimited | Special reports | How Bush's grandfather helped Hitler's rise to power Interesting crap, dont know how true it is. Funny tho

2004-09-25T10:16:00.000-07:00

Typical Halliburton style Bush Administration Sleaze Tom Ridge taking Homeland Security profits and kickbacks galore. What a fucking free for all this government is.

2004-09-15T11:40:00.000-07:00

Why Bush Left Texas He goes AWOL because he's too drunk to stand up, let alone fly a plane. He's blowing too much coke up his nose to pass a physical exam, so of course he avoids taking the physical.

2004-09-11T14:49:00.001-07:00

Are You Better Off Now Than You Were Four Years Ago? - A BuzzFlash Perspective Very nice statistical view of unemployment and other numbers during the administrations of various presidents namely GW Bush and Bush Sr. vs Bill Clinton...

Once again, do the math.

2004-09-11T14:49:00.000-07:00

2004-09-11T06:57:00.000-07:00

MercuryNews.com | 09/10/2004 | Cheney: Economic numbers ignore eBay trading Hahaha that's so true Dick. Maybe you should have put the fucking Government contract to rebuild Iraq on fucking eBay instead of having it be a no bid piece of crap, you asshole.

2004-09-08T05:59:00.001-07:00

CBS News | Cheney: Wrong Vote Invites Attack | September 8, 2004?07:54:41 This is freaking amazing. Dick Cheney is using terrorism himself in order to get elected. Takes a sick mind to come up with this one. Vote for me or face a terrorist attack. Niice.

2004-09-08T05:59:00.000-07:00

2004-09-07T14:15:00.000-07:00

Congressional report predicts larger-than-expected deficits - Sep. 7, 2004 2.3 Trillion dollars!!!!

2004-09-06T17:43:00.000-07:00

RollingStone.com: "Cheney's record of mistakes begins in 1959, when Tom Stroock, a Republican politician-businessman in Casper, Wyoming, got Cheney, then a senior at Natrona County High School, a scholarship to Yale. 'Dick was the all-American boy, in the top ten percent of his class,' Stroock says. 'He seemed a natural.' But instead of triumphing, Cheney failed. 'He spent his time partying with guys who loved football but weren't varsity quality,' recalls Stephen Billings, an Episcopalian minister who roomed with him during Cheney's freshman (and only full) year at Yale. 'His idea was, you didn't need to master the material,' says his other roommate, Jacob Plotkin. 'He passed one psych course without attending class or studying, and he was proud of that. But there are some things you can't bluff, and Dick reached a point where you couldn't recover.'"

2004-09-03T11:40:00.000-07:00

More Math, done by someone else

2004-08-28T00:09:00.000-07:00

Former Texas state official apologizes and expresses shame for helping rich kids evade the vietnam draft, including George W Bush (Quicktime Movie)

2004-08-26T21:14:00.000-07:00

DO THE MATH:

Do Americans hate math? I do. Americans obviously don't like math. And yet, my fellow Americans, please do the math with me.

1.3 Million more of our fellow Americans living in poverty

Highest level of poverty for children in 10 years

Cost of the War in Iraq: Over $100 Billion.

400 Billion dollar record deficit

Are you with me so far? Ok guys, please pay attention, theres MORE MATH coming:

1,104 coalition casualties in Iraq, click here to see their names and faces

1.8 Million jobs lost on George W Bush's watch

Number of WMD found in Iraq: 0

50% of the tax cut goes to the wealthiest 5% of Americans

Number of uninsured rose by 2.4 million to 43.6 million Americans

Total payments to Halliburton on no bid contracts: $2 Billion

Poorest Americans, African Americans and Latino Americans lose over 6% real median home income

Do the MATH people. Please take a look at the MATH.

2004-08-24T19:26:00.000-07:00

DICK CHENEY IS A....Pretty Decent Father?????? I respect his position, and think this is clearly orchestrated to soften the administration position--yet it has as a prerequisite a father who is willing to go to bat for a daughter who has been nothing but loyal to him. Good for you Dick. Today is national take it easy on Dick Cheney day. Beatings resume tomorrow promptly at sunrise.

2004-08-21T12:00:00.000-07:00

George Bush is a Bully. Lets face it.

America is nervous and insecure after 9/11--Especially with scary figures like Osama being dangled in front of us. It's a pretty typical gangster style "protection" racket.

America is scared, so it hangs out with the bully. But it's not worth it, America. The reputation of the bully on the playground is just getting worse and worse. By beating up and scaring other kids, he maintains an atmosphere of control. But the bully has no friends. Eventually the other kids will find a way to get back at the bully.

By publically abusing those who oppose him, he makes everyone scared to oppose him. When he wants to tear someone down who is above reproach, he uses his cronies to do his dirty work.

Grow up America. We are in a scary time, but it doesnt mean we have to hang out with the bully. We can be a strong nation on our own. We can fight our own battles, we dont need a bully.

Dick makes fun of Kerry for wanting more "sensitivity" (even though Bush used the same language). It's not sensitivity towards our enemies, it's sensitivity towards our allies, friends and potential allies. How much hate has Bush created? A hell of a lot.

A bully may make you feel safe, but he's not your friend. He will abuse you when it helps him to maintain his power.

2004-08-21T09:56:00.000-07:00

Swift boat veterans connections to the bush cheney administration

2004-08-14T19:40:00.000-07:00

AP Wire | 08/14/2004 | More than a dozen killed in Florida by Cheney Oh wait no, its CHARLEY, sorry, my mistake.

2004-08-13T01:50:00.000-07:00

Politics News Article | Reuters.com Wow big surprise, Bush Tax cut favored the wealthy! I'm glad government accountants can figure out things like that.

2004-08-13T01:42:00.000-07:00

Reason: John Perry Barlow 2.0: The Thomas Jefferson of cyberspace reinvents his body -- and his politics. This guy used to be a Republican campaign manager for Dick Cheney and now as a libertarian has decided that enough is enough and the current administration simply has to go...

2004-08-12T14:19:00.000-07:00

This is George W Bush rugby sucker punch to the face, what a sportsman

2004-08-09T01:11:00.000-07:00

Bush yells out the name of an undercover double agent

2004-08-08T12:33:00.000-07:00

CNN.com - Abu Ghraib lawyers want Cheney on stand - Aug 7, 2004 Yeah, lynndie England trial wants testimony, woohoo woot!

2004-08-07T15:50:00.000-07:00

Wired News | Unmasking of Qaeda Mole a U.S. Security Blunder-Experts Political motivations???

2004-08-04T08:27:00.000-07:00

Dick Cheney is a Criminal Annotated reporting of Halliburton's settlement on SEC regulations including accounting malfeasance.

2004-08-01T12:41:00.000-07:00

You say Osama and I say Obama...
I say Al Qaeda, and you say Sadamma...
Osama, Obama, Al Qaeda, Sadamma,
Let's call the whole thing off!

You like potatoe and I like potato,
You like Dick Cheney and I like D'Amato;
Potatoe, potahto, Dick Cheney, D'Amato!
Let's call the whole thing off!

But oh! If we call the whole thing off,
Then we must part.
And oh! If we ever part,
Then that might break my heart!
So, if you like pajamas and I like pajahmas,
I'll wear pajamas and give up pajahmas.
For we know we need each other,
So we better call the calling off off.
Let's call the whole thing off!

2004-08-01T12:07:00.000-07:00

ABQjournal: Obtaining Cheney Rally Ticket Requires Signing Bush Endorsement Haha nice strategy, refuse to talk in front of any independents, that will work!

2004-08-01T12:04:00.000-07:00

Bush camp solicits race of Star staffer | The Arizona Daily Star ? Yeah, we dont want no nigras photographin that vice presdent mind you... What the hell?

2004-07-30T16:52:00.000-07:00

Capitol Hill Blue: Bush Using Drugs to Control Depression, Erratic Behavior I have no idea if this is verified as true or not, this isnt a particularly reputable source. But whatever, it's interesting and fun to think about. Bush is a psycho! I guess years of substance abuse paying off. Anyhow I wonder if it's true. If so, it is crazy!

2004-07-30T14:05:00.000-07:00

"A White House aide told a Pakistani official last spring that 'it would be best if the arrest or killing of [any] HVT (High Value Targets) were announced on twenty-six, twenty-seven, or twenty-eight July'

- The New Republic, 7/8/04

VERSUS

'Ahmed Khalfan Ghailani, who is among the 22 people on the F.B.I.'s
most-wanted-terrorist list, was arrested Sunday, Pakistani officials said Thursday night [July 28].'

- New York Times, 7/30/04"

I wonder how much foreign aid to Pakistan is tied to these deliverables? I think the goal would be to deliver some guy like Ghailani during the DNC, then maybe deliver Osama during the RNC? Seems like that's the best game plan. You listening there Musharraf?

2004-07-28T09:19:00.000-07:00

HoustonChronicle.com - Millions in U.S. property lost in Iraq, report says 18.6 million dollars is a pittance, but then again mismanagement is a great theme. Gee whiz lets lose more money over there in that rat hole of a country. Thanks Halliburton, nice going again. As a taxpayer, I own that stuff, and you lost it. Any chance you're planning to pay me back?

2004-07-27T10:58:00.000-07:00

Yahoo! Top Stories - That's the Ticket: Bush to Pick Rudy Giuliani Yeaaah, get rid of that Dick Cheney that's what the rumor mill says--that would be the ticket, veepstakes fun, who could go negative on giuliani? Secret plan to whomp the demos.

2004-07-19T23:35:00.000-07:00

The New Yorker: Shouts and Murmurs: "Mr. Cheney wasted no time in informing Mr. Leahy that he should feel free to perform yet another anatomical impossibility?this one involving aviation, a standard sexual act, and a rolling doughnut."

2004-07-19T18:05:00.000-07:00

Halliburton's work in Iran is under criminal investigation. Actually it's all done through a clever subsidiary located in the Cayman islands. I would be willing to bet that a nice numbered bank account in switzerland is involved. There's a nice 5 million dollar bribe using a Swiss bank account pulled off by sneaky rat bastards.

2004-07-16T10:58:00.000-07:00

The New York Times > Washington > Campaign 2004 > Political Memo: Hear the Rumor on Cheney? Capital Buzzes, Denials Aside As was sung heartily by Eric Cartman in the grand finale of the song "Kyle's mom's a bitch" in the South Park Movie, we could easily conjecture the same of Dick Cheney. Heee's annn everrrrrrrrr.....lovinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn....... Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttttttchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2004-07-16T00:08:00.000-07:00

AMERICAblog: Dick Cheney, Machine Gun enthusiast Makes sense, the scary bastard blasting everything in sight with his Tommy Gun all macho.

2004-07-10T21:52:00.000-07:00

jiveturky: The single greatest event of my life. These funny protester blogger guys got flipped off by George W Bush, W00t!!!! Sorry this post isnt about Dick Cheney. =( Back to wanton reckless and uninhibited Cheney-bashing. Sorry bout the lil diversion here.

2004-07-09T15:01:00.000-07:00

Capitol Hill Blue: Cheney Faces Criminal Indictments; Other Illegal Actions Raise Warning Flags at White House London Lawyer Jeffrey Tesler, a consultant to Halliburton, admitted under oath in May that he made payments from the fund to Albert “Jack” Stanley, president of Halliburton subsidiary Kellogg, Brown & Root and a longtime friend and associate of Cheney. The payments, Tesler said, were personally approved by Cheney, who headed Halliburton at the time.

Although Cheney left his position at Halliburton before becoming Vice President, his financial disclosure statements show he continues to receive dividends from stock as well as deferred compensation from the company.

At least $5 million in payments to Stanley from the fund were wired to a secret numbered bank account in Zurich which Judge Ruymbeke discovered belonged to the KBR President. Tesler also testified he paid another $350,000 to another KBR executive, William Chaudran, through another secret bank account on the isle of Jersey.

2004-07-08T09:21:00.000-07:00

Halliburton in Iran, and here I was thinking that Iran was part of the Axis of Evil!

2004-07-08T08:37:00.000-07:00

TNR Online | July Surprise? (print) Lets bribe the Pakistanis to deliver us Osama Bin Laden and the election. We can play nice and say nothing about the fact that Pervez Musharraf's buddy is the worst nuclear proliferator the world has ever seen up to and including in a James Bond movie. Maybe the Pakis can deliver George Bush a July Surprise, an August Surprise, September Surprise. A November Surprise would be too late. What a deal!

2004-07-04T22:56:00.000-07:00

2004-07-04T22:42:00.000-07:00

Dick Cheney Booed ...(New York Times requires free registration) During the singing of "God Bless America" in the seventh inning, an image of Cheney was shown on the scoreboard. It was greeted with booing, so the Yankees quickly removed the image. Hahaha, Yankees fans H8 Dick and his evil policies. I bet Cheney hated to be shown all exposed like that, with no undisclosed location. He likes to hide in the shadows with the nuclear "football" and play with the "launch" button. I would have booed him if I were there...

2004-06-27T12:23:00.000-07:00

Lesson #8 Be prepared to reexamine your reasoning:

What makes us Omniscient?

Have we a record of omniscience??

We are the strongest nation in the world today. I do not believe we should EVER apply that economic, political or military power unilaterally. If we had followed that rule, in Vietnam, we wouldn't have BEEN there. NONE of our allies supported us!? Not Japan, not Germany, not Britain or France. If we can't persuade nations with comparable values of the merit of our cause, we'd better reexamine our reasoning.

Robert McNamara, former secretary of defense during the Vietnam war, as quoted in the movie Fog of War

2004-06-24T22:12:00.000-07:00

CNN.com - Cheney curses senator over Halliburton criticism - Jun 24, 2004 I am happy to report that our Vice President and president of the senate today told fellow senate member Patrick Leahy of Vermont to "GO FUCK HIMSELF" (Some reports indicate that the Vice President told him to "FUCK OFF".

This is great! Technically this was not in violation of any rules as the senate was not in session. Too bad! Throw Cheney in an Iraqi prison! He's setting a bad moral example! Sic Aschcroft on him! Set him down in Gitmo and make him listen to tapes of Aschcroft singing "wings of an eagle" on volume 11. The Washington Post reported Cheney as saying "FUCK YOURSELF".

2004-06-24T20:14:00.000-07:00

High Court Backs Vice President (washingtonpost.com) Dick Cheney rat bastard hiding out in a duck blind with Scalia shooting the crap out of a bunch of innocent animals and running his own secret government out of Halliburton and undisclosed locations hiding Ken Lay in his closet while taking deferred payments of more money than you or I make in a year from Halliburton and his sleazy cronies stealthily stealing our government and giving it to the saudis for oil money surprise surprise Antonin Scalia calls his buddy's secret oil government a constitutionally protected duck blind. Assholes.

2004-06-13T07:35:00.000-07:00

~american Entropy~ Kudos to this site for lots of excellent and interesting work including presidential approval polling and a interesting GW Bush dollar graphic

2004-06-13T07:29:00.000-07:00

The New York Times > Washington > Bush Asked for Vatican's Help on Political Issues, Report Says This is a fascinating case. I wonder if the church which is currently in a poor position because of priestly abuse of children is in cahoots with Bush on his agenda? It's a bit harsh to equate prisoner abuse with child sexual abuse, but it's all about the abuse of power. The overly harsh part is to juxtapose these elements as there are a lot of good things that the catholic church does, and a lot of good things the US government does. But what the hell, this site isnt called "Dick Cheney isn't a nice man".

2004-06-03T07:53:00.000-07:00

George Tenet, you are out of there. The highly embattled CIA director resigns. I suppose it takes some heat off of Bush, but it's a good sign. Bob Woodward attributed him as saying that the Iraqi evidence for WMD was a "slam dunk" and so he is clearly leaving in a cloud of blame even though sources say he is resigning "for personal reasons". Most high level executives who are fired leave to "spend more time with the family". George Herbert Walker Bush left the CIA Directorship to become president. George Tenet is leaving the CIA Directorship on behalf of the president, and hopefully George W Bush will be leaving the Presidency because of the CIA Director. All of this is simply a distraction as far as Dick Cheney is concerned--he's the real power behind the throne.

2004-06-01T23:53:00.000-07:00

"They're f------g taking all the money back from you guys?" complains an Enron employee on the tapes. "All the money you guys stole from those poor grandmothers in California?"

"Yeah, grandma Millie, man"

"Yeah, now she wants her f------g money back for all the power you've charged right up, jammed right up her a------ for f------g $250 a megawatt hour."

And the tapes appear to link top Enron officials Ken Lay and Jeffrey Skilling to schemes that fueled the crisis.

"Government Affairs has to prove how valuable it is to Ken Lay and Jeff Skilling," says one trader.

"Ok."

"Do you know when you started over-scheduling load and making buckets of money on that?

Before the 2000 election, Enron employees pondered the possibilities of a Bush win.

"It'd be great. I'd love to see Ken Lay Secretary of Energy," says one Enron worker.

That didn't happen, but they were sure President Bush would fight any limits on sky-high energy prices.

"When this election comes Bush will f------g whack this s--t, man. He won't play this price-cap b------t."

Crude, but true.

"We will not take any action that makes California's problems worse and that's why I oppose price caps," said Mr. Bush on May 29, 2001.

Both the Justice Department and Enron tried to prevent the release of these tapes

2004-05-30T18:47:00.000-07:00

Is it possible to impeach a Vice President? TIME Magazine reports that Cheney "Coordinated" the multi Billion Dollar Iraqi rebuilding contract on behalf of Halliburton, a company that still pays him money.

2004-05-24T23:13:00.000-07:00

Eric Shinseki - Disinfopedia